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The 4am Silence

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010
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The silence pressed in on his mind, and he was grateful. He realized that the sound of rain fleshed out the silence, and that rain was not in fact silence. But he accepted it as an active silence, and befriended it. They lay in the darkness together, he, and the active silence.
 
He […]

The Headache - short story

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010
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This is a longer story, written several years ago.

Ellen curled her legs under her on the couch, leaning against the arm of the sofa, intently watching the TV. Her eyebrows were almost imperceptibly knitted together, and her hands were already clutched. Dave was sitting facing her from the side room, […]

The Car Called “Forever”

Sunday, March 7th, 2010
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One of America’s favorite past-times is cars. Cars that draw attention, turn heads, impress neighbors, these are the best cars. Cars that people can’t forget. We want the world to know about our cars. Yeah, well, I’ve got one of those. And I can’t get rid of it.Some years […]

What is the Climate change debate really about?

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
political, Social Commentary, Uncategorized | No Comments »

It is not just right and proper for Americans to meet new cries of impending disaster with skepticism. It is the foundation upon which the strength of our country was borne. In the days preceding the Revolution, there were separatists frothing at the mouth for decades, hoping to tear down the walls of […]

Seeing things for what they are

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009
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Ok, so it might seem strange that a blog that only gets updated about every 9 months at the current rate should choose something as distant and seemingly trivial to my life as the current case of Henry Louis Gates Jr.  (I like this article best)
But his case brings out a lot of humanity.  The […]

A Tale of Joy and Woe in a Bus

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
VW, short stories, Personal, Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

In light of my last post, it is so appropriate that the following events transpired.  And yet…well, I don’t mind.So…Let me tell you a tale of woe from a couple weeks back. There I was, driving along early morning down the coast of Washington. The surf was fine, the light was just getting good, I […]

Manners amid the masses

Thursday, August 21st, 2008
Social Commentary, Uncategorized | No Comments »

So…I was looking over an article at ParentHack.com, and found myself compelled to post a comment.  I don’t often read there, let alone write, mostly because it seems to me that the population there is a peculiar subset of Us, that lives in this weird dreamworld where everything can be conquered with emotional duct tape […]

Quebec Trip

Sunday, July 27th, 2008
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I was hoping to post a couple bits during my trip to Quebec, but my ability to be online was cut short at a bad moment…So even though I’m back home…stand by for some Quebec posts…
So first, let me critique my rental car experience.  I was hoping to rent a Ford Fusion Hybrid.  I was […]

Keeping up

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
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I know how it feels.  Believe me, I know.  Hanging on, day by day, the suspense of waiting for my words to grace the halls of this blog.  I should tell you something about myself right now.  I tend to blog in bursts, and well…June wasn’t part of one.  Neither was May, though I gave […]

MCP

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
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Yesterday I took my first of 7 Microsoft tests towards MCSE certification.  I won.  1down, 8 days and 6 tests to go.

Software vs Communication

Monday, March 17th, 2008
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I don’t know if it’s just me or what, but in all the places I’ve been where technology was being used to extend our abilities, the most persistent and difficult problems to arise were in the realm of communication.  Communication between human and machine, machine and human, and the hardest nuts to crack - human […]

Grief comes in strange packages

Thursday, February 28th, 2008
Personal | 2 Comments »

February 27th, 2008.
Today, I wept.
A package came for me yesterday. The mailman left a note that since I wasn’t here, it would be waiting for me at the Post Office. Today, I went to claim that package.
The package contained the cremated remains of my birth-mother, who died on Feb. 11, after 62 […]

Home

Friday, February 1st, 2008
Social Commentary, Personal | 1 Comment »

And so it appears that, through a long and strange chain of events, I begin a blog. One would think, based on the fact that I am a technical consultant, that it would be about something - well - technical. But that’s not on the menu today. Today’s menu includes the behavior […]