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The 4am Silence

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010
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The silence pressed in on his mind, and he was grateful. He realized that the sound of rain fleshed out the silence, and that rain was not in fact silence. But he accepted it as an active silence, and befriended it. They lay in the darkness together, he, and the active silence.
 
He […]

The Headache - short story

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010
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This is a longer story, written several years ago.

Ellen curled her legs under her on the couch, leaning against the arm of the sofa, intently watching the TV. Her eyebrows were almost imperceptibly knitted together, and her hands were already clutched. Dave was sitting facing her from the side room, […]

The Car Called “Forever”

Sunday, March 7th, 2010
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One of America’s favorite past-times is cars. Cars that draw attention, turn heads, impress neighbors, these are the best cars. Cars that people can’t forget. We want the world to know about our cars. Yeah, well, I’ve got one of those. And I can’t get rid of it.Some years […]

What is the Climate change debate really about?

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
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It is not just right and proper for Americans to meet new cries of impending disaster with skepticism. It is the foundation upon which the strength of our country was borne. In the days preceding the Revolution, there were separatists frothing at the mouth for decades, hoping to tear down the walls of […]

A Tale of Joy and Woe in a Bus

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
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In light of my last post, it is so appropriate that the following events transpired.  And yet…well, I don’t mind.So…Let me tell you a tale of woe from a couple weeks back. There I was, driving along early morning down the coast of Washington. The surf was fine, the light was just getting good, I […]

Manners amid the masses

Thursday, August 21st, 2008
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So…I was looking over an article at ParentHack.com, and found myself compelled to post a comment.  I don’t often read there, let alone write, mostly because it seems to me that the population there is a peculiar subset of Us, that lives in this weird dreamworld where everything can be conquered with emotional duct tape […]

Quebec Trip

Sunday, July 27th, 2008
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I was hoping to post a couple bits during my trip to Quebec, but my ability to be online was cut short at a bad moment…So even though I’m back home…stand by for some Quebec posts…
So first, let me critique my rental car experience.  I was hoping to rent a Ford Fusion Hybrid.  I was […]

MCP

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
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Yesterday I took my first of 7 Microsoft tests towards MCSE certification.  I won.  1down, 8 days and 6 tests to go.